Becca: @Richie310 I called the police last night…
Richie: @BeccaH34 What the fuck?! Cops around here don’t solve anybody’s problems.
Becca: I knowww but I don’t feel safe in my own house. A hidden cameras! I mean seriously..
Richie: Yeah, that was pretty weird, but at least the picture came out good. I look like a pro!
Becca: WTF Richie?
Richie: Sorry, so what did you tell the cops?
Becca: I just showed them the camera, or what was left of it it.
Richie: Aaaaand?
Becca: They asked if anything else had happened that was out of the ordinary.
Richie: Or dare I say "extraordinary?"
Becca: Very funny.
Richie: Did you show them the pics on Kelly's home page?
Becca: Are you serious? Of course not! That's none of their business. Besides, my parents would kill me.
Richie: So you lied?
Becca: No, I told them about Kelly. I just left certain details out.
Richie: What are you so embarrassed about? I've already told everyone I know.
Becca: Great.
Richie: So what did you say to them?
Becca: I told them about Kelly's tweets and how someone has been messing with us for like a month now.
Richie: Did you tell them we think it's Liz?
Becca: No, but they did mention her.
Richie: How come?
Becca: They said she's missing. She hasn't been home since since late Wednesday night. Her parents say she just disappeared.
Richie: She’s probably doing more of that crazy 'witch doctor' shit. Hunting for ancient bones or something.
Becca: Maybe. She's so weird.
Richie: So what else did the cops tell you?
Becca: They told me to keep following Kelly on twitter but to block her from following me.
Richie: Good idea, I mean, for pigs.
Becca: Well I actually tried blocking her and my account says she’s not even following me.
Richie: Holy shit! She’s not following me either. So how does she know what we're saying to each other?
Becca: More cameras maybe? Or microphones?
Richie: No microphone can hear a tweet, and how many cameras would it take to read what we're typing from every possible angle?
Becca: Good point. You're right Richie. At least one of us is thinking clearly.
Richie: So why don't I feel any better about this?
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