Week Six Saturday

Saturday:

Richie: Did you ever believe you would see Morris doing a perp walk on the news?

Becca: This is all too crazy.

Richie: What, that our principal is a sick perv?

Becca: No, I'm talking about Kelly.

Becca: Although I'm not surprised, the way he would give us creepy stares during cheer practice while he was making his “rounds.”

Richie: Yeah, getting his “Porky’s” on, is one thing, but with Kelly he went too far.

Becca: I don’t think he's the one behind Kelly at all.

Richie: You must be shittin’ me. It’s obvious he was “Kelly.” It’s not a stretch Morris could go from peeping to killing, even for his fat ass.

Richie: I wonder...when Morris was tweeting as Kelly, did he dress up like her in cheerleader gear? Creepy...Norman Bates 2009.

Becca: Did you see when they were asking about the cameras? He looked like my dog when he pees on the carpet.

Becca: He knows he’s been caught doing something wrong, but when they asked about Kelly he was denying it. He was angry.

Richie: Well, psychopaths don’t tend to be the most rational of people.

Becca: Maybe he was angry b/c he’s innocent. Being accused of doing something he didn’t. You of all people should understand that.

Antonio: Am I reading this right? You're defending More-Ass, come on, the videos Kelly posted could only be from his link up.

Richie: Yeah! Grandma’s Boy is right. They even found a link to the camera in the gay bar.

Becca: So? The reporters said he’s been spying for years. What would make him suddenly start killing people?

Richie: IDK. I just keep thinking about Morris in a wig w/his piglet tucked between his legs, doing the Buffalo Bill dance.

Becca: Think about it Rich. Kelly’s come after all of us like she had a grudge. There's nothing kinky about that.

Richie: You wanted this Kelly thing to be over so bad. Now someone finally gets arrested, and its like you want to keep it going.

Becca: I just don't think its him. If Morris isn't the one who killed Kelly, its not REALLY over, is it?

Richie: Fine, defend the jerk off. I'm hoping for the death sentence.

Becca: Richie don't be stupid, he's just gonna go to prison. I have to talk to Liz.

Richie: What's she gonna tell you this time? That she was kidnapped by aliens?

Becca: The crazier this gets, the saner she seems. Maybe she's the only one who realizes how messed up this is.

Richie: She's the one thats messed up.

Becca: I want you to come with me. No matter what happens we should both be there.

Richie: Go talk to Liz? I can think of better ways to spend my time. Like, oh, I don't know sticking my nuts in a vice and turning the crank.

Becca: Fine, I'll go alone, I wouldn't want to interrupt your busy schedule.

Richie: Damn, you exacerbate a girl once and she thinks she owns you.

Becca: If u think everything is a-okay again, thats fine with me. But I don't think its over and I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

Richie: Fine. If it makes you feel better I'll go with you.

Richie: Becca?

Richie: Well, fuck you too then.