Week Eight Sunday

Kelly: Thanks for the cards and flowers guys.

Becca: How are you feeling Kelly?

Kelly: Better, the doctors say I should be out of here in a couple days. Is everybody else ok?

Richie: Yeah, no thanks to your shenaningans.

Becca: Shut up Richie! We're all fine.

Liz: You'll all be interested to hear about my new roommate.

Becca: Who's that?

Liz: Antonio's Grandma.

Richie: Are you serious? She couldn't have much of her mind left to lose.

Becca: I guess Antonio's death was the last straw.

Liz: She thinks he's still alive, she keeps telling me he'll be here for dinner to make her tofu-kabobs.

Becca: They didn't tell her?

Richie: Man the cops are dicks.

Kelly: I don't know sometimes finding out the truth about people can be painful.

Liz: I guess letting her believe her grandson is a lovely boy for the last few years she has left is for the best.

Liz: I kinda feel bad for the guy.

Richie: Who Antonio? Screw that guy.

Liz: Yeah, I mean in his mind he was protecting her from the world.

Richie: Protecting her!? The guy abducted her and held her against her will for weeks, tied up like a friggin animal.

Richie: He was jealous that he wasn't part of our group of friends and thought he could manipulate us to turn on each other.

Becca: At first we sort of did.

Richie: Of course we did it was only instinct.

Liz: Just like it was Antonio's instinct, in his twisted mind, to protect Kelly by abducting her.

Liz: When he finally realized the consequences of what he truly had done he knew there was nothing left to live for.

Kelly: I just can't believe that he would go through with something so horrific.

Becca: In his mind it was out of love for you. He did love you in his own way.

Richie: Yeah, like a psychopath. That freak was nuttier than squirrel shit.

Kelly: I'm just glad he was wrong about all of you.

Kelly: He thought you were all a bunch of fakes and could drive you away by turning on each other. But he was wrong.

Richie: This is all very touching, I think I have a chubby. How bout a threesome?

Becca: I'm not sure Liz and Antonio's Grandma will be up for a three-way. But worth a try I guess.

Richie: I've always had a thing for sweatin' to the oldies.

Becca: Gross.

Liz: Now that they know Kelly was alive and I'm not crazy they're letting me out in a couple days, I'll take you up on the offer.

Richie: Uhhhh... Well.

Liz: Come pick me up and I'll make it worth your while ;)

Richie: I gotta check with my Dad I don't know if I can.

Becca: You really are 99% talk Richie.

Richie: Hey I got you to exacerbate!

Kelly: R.I.P Antonio