Kelly: Good morning "friends", just thought everyone might be interested in this
Richie: Holy Shit, is that Jordan!?
Liz: Holy what? OMG what a fag!
Becca: So it wasn't a hate crime. @JrdnSy You were trying to keep your secret.
Richie: @JrdnSy Dude I am never changing in the locker room with you again!
Jordan: That isn't me, that's definitely photoshopped.
Liz: Looks pretty legit to me.
Jordan: It's not! Because I'm not gay!
Becca: It's possible it was photoshopped, whoever is tweeting as Kelly is trying to mess with us.
Richie: I don't want to think about if your staring at my junk in the huddle.
Becca: On the other hand @JrdnSy you did get pretty uncomfortable with me in the woods that night.
Jordan: @Richie310 I'm not staring at your junk, and @BeccaH34 I'm not attracted to you.
Antonio: Is this what Kelly has been hinting at? Probably snapped the pic that same night at the club.
Jordan: That's ridiculous they don't allow cameras in there.
Richie: Dude, how would you know that?
Jordan: You can't take pictures at any club.
Becca: I'm pretty sure you're allowed to take pictures at most clubs
Richie: Apparently not the ones Jordan frequents.
Jordan: I'm not gay! I can't believe you guys are listening to a fake Kelly! Fuck all of you!
Richie: You wish!
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