Saturday, October 20, 2007

Week Two Tuesday

Tuesday

Maddow: Tonight's episode revolves around a video submission of a hate crime in Crescent Valley

Maddow: I have recieved this video from an anonymous source

Maddow: In the town of Crescent Valley, a high school quarterback attacked his gay classmate outside of a local gay bar

Maddow: The student has a history of violence and altercations, according to sources, the CHS player will go unpunished by the school.

Maddow: Charges have not been pressed by the victim, video footage of the incident has surfaced on the Internet.

CHS: Crescent High School does not in any way, shape, or form condone physical violence or attacks on any student.

Liz: WTF Principle Morris is trippin for not suspending @Jrdysy just cause hes on the fball team

Becca: It does seem unfair that he got in trouble for fighting with Antonio and not a gay student

Becca: But maybe its just because the fight wasn't on school grounds?

Liz: Or because everyone is straight up homophobic in this town...minorities get no RESPECT up in here!

Jordan: Who cares about Maddows stupid story, it's @Richie310 who outed us for Kelly's party on NATIONAL TV! WTF man.

Antonio: Now the world actually knows how shallow you people are...funny when the truth comes out

Richie: Yeah but now we're TV stars - fuckin' famous and shit!

Becca: You told the reporters about Jordan fighting w/Antonio AND that we were drinking & smoking out at the Creek-my parents are so mad!

Jordan: But worst of all is that you talked about Kelly dying just to get your face on TV

Liz: Our party spot is now totally ruined cause of you Richie, you shallow asshole

Richie: C'mon you losers I was MAKING NEWS, the reporters were eating the story out of my hand. It was awesome!

Becca: But now the whole world knows about Kelly and her tragic story...

Kelly: Just wait until everyone learns the WHOLE story. The truth makes for the best news...

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