Friday
Jordan: Isn't anybody gonna back me up against this piece of sh*t Antonio!? I know he did something to Kelly!
Becca: Let's not jump to any conclusions. Actually, I think Kelly would want us to move on. Is anybody thinking about the Formal?
Richie: Need a date?
Kelly: Jordan's available.
Richie: That is SO wrong! (LOL)
Jordan: @Kelly - Look, whoever you are. Kelly would never say something like that. We loved each other, no matter what the cops think.
Becca: The cops?
Jordan: Yeah, they were really giving me the third degree.
Liz: Is that how come u had such a stick up your ass at the memorial, getting all up in Antonio's face & what not?
Jordan: Whatever.
Liz: You know u was asking to get your ass kicked. If you talked all those insinuations to me, I'd give you the beat down too.
Jordan: I'd like to see you try, bitch!
Becca: Can we all just stop fighting! Kelly died! Earth didn't stop moving. We should move on & do normal stuff like the dance.
Liz: 2 bad Kelly's still more popular than you, Becca.
Kelly: Thanks, Liz.
Liz: And no matter how stiff she gets, she's still a better dancer.
Kelly: That's sweet.
Jordan: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca: Okay, okay, guys, please. Can we focus? @Jordan you were talking about the cops. What were they asking you about?
Jordan: They kept saying all kinds of stuff, stupid shit, asking were me and Kelly still "intimate." So I said, of course we were.
Becca: You lied.
Jordan: What?
Becca: I just know Kelly said you and her were going through a kind of "phase."
Liz: Oh yeah, I heard about this too.
Richie: What kind of phase?
Jordan: Look I gotta jet. The game's tonight.
Liz: Are you playing?
Jordan: Naw. Gotta sit this one out for fighting. Coach is pissed. Better get there on time and start warming that bench. Later!
Kelly: GL at the game, should be a blast :)
[B]FRIDAY NIGHT[/B]
Liz: Where u at, Becca? The game's half over.
Becca: Had to drop my brother off at his karate class. Be there soon. What's the score?
Liz: 13/0. Them. We need Jordan. We're getting totally killed.
Kelly: Know the feeling.
Jordan: Not funny.
Becca: Just ignore her, Jordan. How are you feeling? Is your head better?
Kelly: Aw, she really cares about you. Isn't that adorable?
Jordan: Shut up.
Kelly: With me out of the picture, she's got the whole playing field to herself, so to speak.
Becca: That is so not fair.
Kelly: Tell me about it. But that's okay because she's not really your type. Is she sweetie?
Jordan: Go Eagles!
Becca: What just happened?
Liz: We missed a field goal. Now it's half time. That lard ass Principal Morris is making another stupid announcement.
Becca: At least he's not tweeting this time. I swear, I get at least 8 CHS tweets every day. What a tool.
Liz: Douche bag
Becca: Freak.
Liz: Now he's talking about Kelly.
Becca: Big surprise.
Liz: Saying how much everyone still misses her and can't live without her and blah, blah, blah.
Becca: Sorry I'm missing all this.
Liz: Oh god.
Becca: What is it?
Liz: Now the scoreboard is lighting up with this big sign and it says, "Kelly 4ever." Can you believe this shit?
Becca: Yes.
Liz: No.
Becca: What?
Liz: OMG! OMFG! OMMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca: Liz, what is it?! TALK TO ME, WHAT'S GOING ON?
Liz: It's Kelly. Has to be.
Becca: What are you talking about?
Liz: The scoreboard. It lit up with her name and then it just, it
Jordan: It blew up.
Becca: What?!
Jordan: The whole thing blew up and now all the lights are out. The whole field is black. It's like
Liz: It's Kelly. It has to be Kelly. She's coming back, and she wants to make us pay.
Becca: Shut up, Liz!
Liz: She's mad at us and this is her coming to get her revenge. Can u blame her? Can u?!
Becca: I don't know what you're talking about. Look, I gotta go.
Jordan: Me too.
Liz: Guys?
Liz: Guys?
Liz: Hey, I'm just saying, maybe Kelly really is out there somewhere, and somehow she's trying to tell us something. Know what I mean?
Kelly: Of course. Maybe Kelly could say something like "Boo" the exact moment the lights blow out? Too cheesy?
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
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